Medical experts were asked if it is time to ease the lockdown. Here are their answers.
Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under
a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead
body!" while Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands off the whole
thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons believed that this proposal would
"put a whole new face on the matter."
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
On the other hand, Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the
entire decision up to the assholes.
