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We are excited to announce the launch of an innovative new contactless ticket system, offering Virgin Trains customers the opportunity to have their train ticket permanently tattooed on their body, preventing frequent passengers from ever losing their tickets again.
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Introducing Petlexa! The Petlexa feature allows dogs, cats, and other animals to communicate with Alexa just like you do. The Petlexa feature gives pets the freedom to place orders from Amazon, and to activate smart home enabled toys.
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Here is what the people at Burger King had to say:
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"Rodda’s Clotted Cream has set a new precedent with local milk farmers, by setting contractual standards about the length of the grass used to feed their cows. The creamery, which commences direct milk contracts with local farming families within a 30 mile radius tomorrow (1st April), has discovered that the optimum grass blade length in grazing fields is 25cm. This precise measurement will help cows produce the highest possible milk quality for making the perfect clotted cream. Dedicated farmers will now measure the grass each time their herd goes out to graze."
Edited from The Telegraph